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  • 74 52
    Submitted by danofballs on May 7, 11 at 4:54pm

    "she" is firstfirst's mom

  • 43 38
    Submitted by bonabeef on May 8, 11 at 9:17pm

    A ride in a shopping cart that is a bargin

  • 45 46
    Submitted by sillyjb on May 8, 11 at 4:50am

    Hehaha sounds like ke$has disney princess parody !

  • 40 40
    Submitted by rotflmfao on May 9, 11 at 12:12pm

    How can that possibly be good??

  • 53 68
    Submitted by firstflrst on May 7, 11 at 5:08pm

    Nope. She's my girlfriend

    • 46 50
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 7, 11 at 5:58pm

      Both answers are acceptable and correct. Would also have accepted his pretend girlfriend aka the lock on the closet door.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 7, 11 at 5:35pm

    that is the first thing that firstfirst has ever post that i thumbs upd

  • 40 51
    Submitted by datawatshesaid on May 8, 11 at 6:31pm

    Hey, homeless guys should have fun too

  • 46 79
    Submitted by firstflrst on May 7, 11 at 4:48pm

    First