what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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