yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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