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  • Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 13, 12 at 11:43am

    Average dick length is about 5.5", so dividing forty feet by 5.5" - yep. You're sluts.

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      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Nov 13, 12 at 2:59pm

      That's 87.27 dicks! But we can round it up to eightyeight. And THAT'S how he got his name. The end.

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        Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 13, 12 at 8:15pm

        You sir (or ma'am) win all my internets!

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        Submitted by poopsocks on Dec 31, 12 at 1:28am

        "My girlfriend sucked 87.27 dicks!!!"

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    Submitted by AnnonWyo on Nov 13, 12 at 3:00pm

    I don't generally support hateful responses to texts on here but Jesus. That's like 80 penises. I'm embarrassed to share a gender with you.

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    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 13, 12 at 1:05pm

    As Santa would say... these bitches are ho ho ho's

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      Submitted by ck24 on Nov 13, 12 at 1:10pm

      Wanted to go with the Christmas theme early....

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        Submitted by Pronfairy on Nov 13, 12 at 11:02pm

        We'd have also accepted an eggnog joke, well done.

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    Submitted by darkethernaut5 on Nov 13, 12 at 12:16pm

    That's a lot of dicks at 4" a dick

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      Submitted by redbaron2014 on Nov 14, 12 at 8:42am

      I've got bad news for you if you think 4" is an average size....

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    Submitted by Mr_Mole on Nov 13, 12 at 11:55am

    I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to work it out.

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    Submitted by tennisbunny on Nov 13, 12 at 11:43am

    Which one is the father? Or do you need Maury?

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 13, 12 at 1:24pm

    If this text came from china slut doesn't even begin to describe these whores

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 13, 12 at 5:55pm

    Demfolk90- that was fucking awesome. But now I have to ask, does that also explain the 90? Ha ha

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      Submitted by Demfolk90 on Nov 13, 12 at 7:30pm

      Ha, fair enough. But like Freud said: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

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        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Dec 31, 12 at 11:10pm

        @Demfolk90 - Oh yeah? Well, sometimes it's a big brown dick!! (RIP, George Carlin)

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    Submitted by Micholder on Nov 13, 12 at 11:40am

    Now are you talking "actual" length or "supposed" length? I'm just curious, you're sluts regardless...

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    Submitted by OllieWalker on Nov 13, 12 at 4:14pm

    She said "we" and "us" if there's more than four of them then it would be less than twenty each. If they're in their mid to late twenties than that's not terribly high.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 13, 12 at 7:23pm

    If all those dicks were laid end to end I wouldn't be surprised.

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    Submitted by dirtytrucker on Nov 15, 12 at 12:15pm

    Must have been some night, you girls are champs

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    Submitted by ambien_bro on Nov 14, 12 at 12:35am

    Depends on how big the penises are cause divide it by two, 20 feet each, 25 guys is a lot but mid twenties .. Looks like they like to party

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    Submitted by planbplus on Nov 13, 12 at 10:37pm

    But if they only fucked black guys then that would only be like 4 guys...

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    Submitted by CaliChris on Nov 14, 12 at 2:18am

    Hopefully a mass text to like 80 people who've been with one person each

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    Submitted by juicyjoc on Nov 13, 12 at 12:55pm

    your a slut

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Nov 13, 12 at 5:42pm

    40 feet? That's it? Lightweights.