I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
smell my finger.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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