One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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