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  • Submitted by RockerRyan on May 1, 11 at 3:44pm

    Imagine trying to explain to his parents how he died.

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      Submitted by Stucco on May 1, 11 at 8:06pm

      Hello RAAAAAAAANDY's parents, theres been a terrible cunnilingus accident. RAAAAAAAANDy was eating pussy under water...Yeah I know its awesome, but he didnt make it.

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        Submitted by CheckOne on May 1, 11 at 11:58pm

        Here lies Randy, he died while eating pussy. Then his hand print will be on the gravestone so that when you walk by it'll pop out to give you a high five. BA BAM BA BAM BA BAM!

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 1, 11 at 4:27pm

    Some guys actually like this. :-D But if you're going to play this game, use the nonverbal version of a safeword. Get one of those cat toys--a ball with a jingle-bell inside of it--and have him hold onto it. If you hear it drop? GET UP.

  • Submitted by JohnT09 on May 1, 11 at 7:40pm

    Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!!

  • Submitted by Mik27pmc on May 1, 11 at 4:33pm

    Whooo wants a mustache ride?

  • Submitted by wharfrat70 on May 1, 11 at 8:46pm

    Nom nom Nom

  • Submitted by fatherfigure on May 1, 11 at 9:17pm

    "his gravestone should have a hand comming out of it so you can give him a high-five."

  • Submitted by Phys on May 1, 11 at 5:34pm

    Everyone has to die sometime and honestly this isn’t a bad way to go

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    Submitted by budd on May 1, 11 at 3:48pm

    I love her!!

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    Submitted by dodgycabbage on May 2, 11 at 10:36am

    As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit :D

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 1, 11 at 4:06pm

    Assuming OP is female, way to go!

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    Submitted by BrotherDarkness on May 1, 11 at 7:49pm

    Not a terrible way to spend an evening.

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    Submitted by Phys on May 2, 11 at 1:03am

    This woman is a hero who is talking about how she killed Osama

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    Submitted by DrHenryJekyll on May 1, 11 at 7:23pm

    Sounds like my ex

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 2, 11 at 12:16am

    At least he died happy and in a happy place.

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    Submitted by colan08 on May 1, 11 at 10:34pm

    I think this was stolen from a previous TFLN...

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    Submitted by StanSitwell on May 2, 11 at 2:59pm

    Judging by area code and timing this might be about me, and I am such a fan of that shit. If so, she's definitely the opposite of fatty

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    Submitted by vim on May 2, 11 at 1:49am

    Sounds fatty

  • 48 53
    Submitted by stuffler on May 2, 11 at 2:45am

    He shoul have put like some gogels on or something

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    Submitted by DrHenryJekyll on May 1, 11 at 7:34pm

    Sounds like my ex

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:19am

    Nice:D

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    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on May 1, 11 at 3:25pm

    You're doing it wrong.

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      Submitted by worstnightmare on May 2, 11 at 2:55pm

      thats not what your mama said last night

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    Submitted by Brandnew3909 on May 10, 11 at 2:20am

    He would have died happy... Or at least thats what I think when I feel suffocated by my girlfriends vag :)

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    Submitted by azordie on May 2, 11 at 1:45am

    Not a bad way to go really

  • Submitted by shamrock2112 on May 1, 11 at 8:37pm

    Roll the body up in a carpet and get rid of it. Oh, and spray his face with clorox to get rid of vag dna. \n\nAnd then lose some weight before you attempt it again. \n\nYou're welcome.