Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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