I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
worst night to have a conscience
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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