Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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