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  • 76 35
    Submitted by dawgero on May 11, 11 at 1:04pm
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    You didn't ask the bartender how big his dick was.

  • 61 28
    Submitted by pinkamature on May 11, 11 at 2:33pm
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    You didn't ask. You drunkenly pulled out a ruler and gave him a look

  • 57 27
    Submitted by soutex on May 11, 11 at 1:27pm
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    He said it was a longneck.

  • 59 33
    Submitted by Stucco on May 11, 11 at 5:07pm
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    If you have to ask you cant afford it.

  • 50 25
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 11, 11 at 9:03pm
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    Insert obligatory line about him answering with a cock tale.

  • 52 30
    Submitted by MajorJohnson on May 11, 11 at 2:20pm
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    I would have just shown you if you asked.....there is too much confusion when trying to estimate length.

  • 46 30
    Submitted by W_T_F on May 11, 11 at 1:06pm
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    You did. It was a little more than a mouth full.

  • 39 33
    Submitted by joebinbird on May 11, 11 at 10:05pm
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    Lololol

  • 43 42
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 11, 11 at 1:44pm
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    but the funny thing is... the bartender wasnt actually a guyO.o

  • 30 29
    Submitted by niceman on May 11, 11 at 10:07pm
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    It was big, fat and long and is still stuck up your pinhole

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Shrewd42 on May 12, 11 at 11:40am
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    You did, and then he said something about throwing a telephone pole into the grand canyon, and it wouldn't help much...whatever that means ;)

  • 29 56
    Submitted by rastakena on May 11, 11 at 1:24pm
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    Hoe lol