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  • 72 61
    Submitted by FBIRem on Jan 28, 10 at 4:53pm

    Ethanol freezes at -114 degrees Celsius. Gonna have to really go all out for those Popsicle. Worth it? Probably.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:12pm

    If ur 13 you shoulnt be on this site

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Liand on Jan 28, 10 at 8:24pm

    *does his best arnold schwarzenegger impression*\n\nHello everyone, iccce to see you. First of all, you all need to chill. Everything can freeze if it gets cold enough.\n[/impression]\nBut srsly, good luck removing your tongue from a popsicle that's -173F.

    • 45 68
      Submitted by Liand on Jan 28, 10 at 8:26pm

      Also, tfln needs to fix their site's java execution so every time someone wants to skip a line it doesn't replace the line break with a "\\n".

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:15pm

    Ok shut up everyone, I know u know the OP knows now hopefully. Alcohol doesn't freeze. We get it

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 28, 10 at 4:52pm

    Alcohol freezes at a far lower temperature than your freezer goes. Barring liquid nitrogen or some such, your only real way of making alcohol solid is with Jello.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:59pm

    Alcohol doesn't freeze.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:38pm

    No shit dumbass

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:11pm

    I meant doesn't!! VV

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:43pm

    I'm not sure if anyone said this yet but alcohol doesn't freeze

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:46pm

    That's probably because alcohol does not freeze

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:00pm

    This isn't funny. Because every experienced drinker knows that vodka among other liquorss does not freeze.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:55pm

    There is really more than one person here who thinks vodka can freeze. What ratards.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:25am

    Lmfao go 917!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:53pm

    wow realy tfln has gone down the tube Perth un funni fukers make bullshit txts

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:43am

    Dumb.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by sunshine1205 on Jan 28, 10 at 9:23pm

    oh, i guess i should have read farther, sorry

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:14am

    vodka doesn't freeze........

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:20pm

    Oh, they don't FUNCTION? you mean they don't freeze? Jesus...

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:44pm

    my freezer in my dorm would freeze low proof liquor and make vodka slush

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:20pm

    LOL 6:10!!!!!! LO FUCKING L!!!!!

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:02pm

    Youre supposed to keep the vodka in the freezer you dumbass. That wouldn't be a "rule" if it just froze...

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:11pm

    V* hahah

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:37am

    You idiot. Vodka doesn't freeze.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:05pm

    Alcohol doesn't fucken freeze.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:16pm

    In soviet Russia vodka Popsicles eat you!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:55pm

    Ur an idiot...vodka doesn't freeze dumbass

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:10pm

    Quit being a 12 year old pussy and drink vodka straight. Shit I hope you idiots mix vodka and red bull and your heart stops. Or explodes. Alcohol isn't made to be like some fruity mixture. Pussies.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:26pm

    9:17 congratulations buddy you've discvered the word Fuck! Ahh your maturity is at it's peak!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by leahhhhh on Jan 28, 10 at 4:48pm

    Haven't you ever put your vodka in the freezer to chill it? It doesn't freeze, rihtard

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 12:10am

    Fake

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Mschocopuddin on Jan 28, 10 at 9:41pm

    Exactly right "Herschel"... vodka freezes at a way lower temperature than water. That's why it was invented in RUSSIA.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:49pm

    hahahahah! love it.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:36am

    I take 4 advil PM's and chug some vodka.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:17pm

    You dumb fucking ingrates he knows it doesn't freeze. He said vodka Popsicles don't FUNCTION. He didn't fucking say he didn't like the ones he made. I think he fucking realized that. Just cuz you fucking know a 3rd grade science fact, don't fucking get on your high horse. Dickwipes

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:29pm

    God you're dumb

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:12pm

    Your fucking dumb!

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:09pm

    Duh liquor doesn't freeze

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:54pm

    You're a retard. Alcohol doesn't freeze...

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:52pm

    Duh..

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:10pm

    Fuckin fake. Jesus anyone with half a brain would know vodka doesn't freeze. Believe me I'm dating a Russian. Lol

  • 42 64
    Submitted by anonymousSss on Jan 28, 10 at 4:50pm

    are you drink?

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:13pm

    No shit. Whoda thunk?

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:13am

    Such a good idea in theory. My bfs playing hard ball w me to convince me otherwise. I'm determined to win. :D

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:09pm

    Umm... It's alcohol of course it dosent freeze. Clearly you dnt need to be drinking anyways

  • 28 40
    Submitted by loterfed420 on Jun 10, 11 at 8:54am

    If u dilute it enough and use dry ice to freeze it your can make booze Popsicles

  • 34 52
    Submitted by belansky907 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:54am

    Rumplemints hot coacoa = try it

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:24am

    WTF who brushes their teeth with vodka?!!!!

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:03pm

    I have noticed that horses cocks taste so good especially their cum. Mmmmm all down my throat :)

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:22pm

    @5:28. I believe *You're dumb asshat.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:35pm

    Dumbass vodka doesn't freeze

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:30pm

    9:17 is a psychooo bitch hahah pms or whattt

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:27pm

    so do people just sit around thinking up fake texts to post on this site? what a fucking dork!

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:28pm

    You're an idiot. Let me know when you freeze he'll over too.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:43am

    In soveit russia we have lots of the vodka!

  • 42 75
    Submitted by sunshine1205 on Jan 28, 10 at 9:22pm

    duhhhh good alcohol shouldn't freeze :p

  • 37 65
    Submitted by anonymousSss on Jan 28, 10 at 4:52pm

    are you drunk?

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:11pm

    Alcohol does freeze fuckface.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:22pm

    Alcohol doesn't freeze dip shit

  • 43 81
    Submitted by ratherbelaxxin on Jan 28, 10 at 8:39pm

    whys this even up here? as everyone has stated before me... alcohol cant freeze at the normal temperature of ones freezer.

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:51pm

    ahaha vodka doesn't freeze. nice...

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:52pm

    Vodka doesn't freeze

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:50pm

    Probably because alcohol doesn't freeze.

  • 31 59
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 2, 10 at 11:12am

    Vodka freezes, but at cololer temperatures than most home freezers reach

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:49am

    Vodka does freeze.

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:14pm

    9:17 I hope you blow up

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:48am

    I'm Russian and I have nothing but vodka in my freezer. I brush my teeth with vodka. I have trouble falling asleep so since about 13 years of age I have been taking 6 shots and I'm out.

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:48pm

    No shit. Dumbass alcohol doesn't freeze

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:58pm

    Wow I'm 13 and I know that vodka doesn't freeze

  • 34 74
    Submitted by Imtotallyrad on Jan 28, 10 at 7:47pm

    "No shit. Dumbass alcohol doesn't freeze "\n\nNice grammar!

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:39am

    Wtf? I did that once! Mixed vodka with some red bull though =P

  • 41 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:46pm

    First

  • 31 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:17pm

    Not funny