where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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