I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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