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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:28pm

    I'd put my less than vast amount of dick in there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:28am

    "this is 'murka!" classic :)

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    Submitted by zealous on May 8, 10 at 1:08am

    I approve of cleavage, especially in vast amounts. I wish you luck.

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 7, 10 at 10:36pm

    hey its not like flunking out of college and entering "the worlds oldest profession" hasnt been done before. Nice job enforcing stereotypes.

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    Submitted by thisisdumb222 on May 8, 10 at 8:57pm

    It might actually help your grade(:

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    Submitted by marsrover on May 7, 10 at 9:18pm

    What a slut....

  • 68 81
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 7, 10 at 9:57pm

    Hooter's is always hiring!

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    Submitted by pinkparade on May 7, 10 at 9:19pm

    Slutty cheating ftw?

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 7, 10 at 11:39pm

    Where can I find this line?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:10am

    Classy

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    Submitted by Nordi6 on May 8, 10 at 12:46am

    Yes my area code! We are a classy bunch.

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    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 7, 10 at 9:46pm

    wow...just keep aiming high and make your family proud for investing so much money and time in you. Keep classing it up!\n\nI'm so scared for the future of the country.

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    Submitted by biffmclargehuge1 on May 8, 10 at 3:41am

    It's a good thing mcdonalds hires all types. Even whores!

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    Submitted by jztrumpet5 on May 7, 10 at 9:46pm

    Or something to help you graduate....eh eh yeeaahhh

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:37pm

    Yess representing Colorado state!

  • 58 82
    Submitted by geordan on May 8, 10 at 11:58am

    I was about to say you Obama supporters are all a bunch of crackheads, but then I realized the common crackhead propably has more sense then that.

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    Submitted by ryno24 on May 7, 10 at 9:44pm

    That's a CSU education for you...GO BUFFS! lol

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    Submitted by rider8511 on May 8, 10 at 12:44am

    Yup, cleavage will get you a great husband someday, unless you fuck them floppy....

  • Submitted by jztrumpet5 on May 7, 10 at 10:32pm

    And to 9:46...with Obama, this country has no future.

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      Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 7, 10 at 11:44pm

      When you and your friends are done teabagging each other, please Please PLEASE feel free to leave our beloved country.

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        Submitted by zealous on May 8, 10 at 1:07am

        That'd make a ton of sense if Obama was not pushing the country in the opposite direction it's been going since it was created. Do us a favor and take your socialist ass to europe, or another place where socialism is popular. That shit does not fly in America. And don't say things like "beloved country" when you support a president that is ruining it. That's the opposite of love, kid.

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          Submitted by jsm on May 8, 10 at 3:31am

          Actually, the U.S. has now had three quarters of growth in the gross domestic product...meaning that since Obama has been elected, we're actually now coming out of the recession that Bush put us in. It's kind of hard to say that Obama is ruining the country when so many facts like that say otherwise. Of course, if you'd be willing to put up facts instead of saying, "This is 'murka, love it or leave it," then you might be able to make more compelling arguments.

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            Submitted by 4500 on May 8, 10 at 3:58am

            ok do you understand what GDP is? Really you dont. It includes the growth of government as well as the private sector. Last month there was 220Kjobs added only 66K were from the private sector. Wow, liberals are so fucking stupid.

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              Submitted by maxdmins on May 8, 10 at 9:04pm

              There has been a dramatic increase in general spending in all sectors since Obama has been in office. His administration is managing to open more jobs. However I am sure the cost of ObamaCare will put us right back where we started.