Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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