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  • 43 20
    Submitted by cluelesspy on Apr 12, 13 at 9:39pm

    This totally took a wrong turn...I expected a hilarious text about a sandwich!

  • 37 26
    Submitted by LemmePhister on Apr 12, 13 at 6:13pm

    something kinky....GetOffMyLawn, need your help here, broski...

  • 35 24
    Submitted by teamtoothick on Apr 12, 13 at 6:18pm

    I dont understand how this is funny

  • 30 18
    Submitted by roosterjuice on Apr 12, 13 at 7:09pm

    If he/ she doesn't obey, it might be time for a little discipline

  • 27 20
    Submitted by SavagePsycho on Apr 13, 13 at 8:48am

    OP is referring to some type of sado-masochism. The "sub" is the submissive. The "dom" is the dominant. That being said, there's really nothing funny about it.

  • 25 17
    Submitted by 478 on Apr 12, 13 at 7:50pm

    Just be Batman.

  • 22 22
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Apr 14, 13 at 6:28am

    Sandwiches and champaign... sounds like a lifestyle I could embrace

  • 22 23
    Submitted by datniggajo on Apr 13, 13 at 5:11pm

    But you're the Dom he deserves...