At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
My friends, they love my intelligence
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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