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  • Talk about a snowblower....

    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 10, 10 at 9:46pm
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  • You're insane, and likely to kill yourself. But on the other hand, there's no such thing as a bad time for a blowjob. So please, continue.

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 10, 10 at 9:24pm
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  • 10:05. Pretty sure it's the guys who are so desperate to get some they'll do it in a car. I just think it's something different to do, but if you're going to throw the desperate label out... It's the guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:25am
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  • Oh get over it and live in the moment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:18pm
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  • 7:01, try to learn how to spell correctly before trying to insult someone else's intelligence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:15am
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  • I love saint paul

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am
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  • In Soviet Russia the snow storms give you head. As do seatbelts. And death. And priorities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:29pm
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  • That's some true MN love right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:23pm
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  • i might know these 2 lol those are my local area codes and i heard about someone gettin rode head during the storm lol

    Submitted by pillzbury on Feb 11, 10 at 3:45am
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  • Oh Darwin! You seem to have missed a couple of prime candidates!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:30pm
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    • Are you stupid? DO you not know Darwin's theory at all???? It doesn't matter how dumb you are so long as you are reproducing to pass on your traits. They obv. survived and are obviously sexually active, they are the PRIME example of Darwin's theory.

      Submitted by lhsvaulterbeb1 on Feb 11, 10 at 12:23am
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      • 10:30 was not referring to Darwin's theory, but Darwin Awards, which, according to wiki, is an honor awarded to those who have "lost the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion".

        Submitted by leahhhhh on Feb 11, 10 at 12:59am
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  • Tits and bacon...breakfast of champions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:58am
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  • Sense*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:31am
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  • Seconnnnnd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:06pm
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  • To 9:37..... Well sadly no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:51pm
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  • Holy crap, there's a text talking about getting road head in a blizard on here

    Submitted by marcusterry on Sep 1, 10 at 12:13am
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  • I would have been more concerned about the fact that if he crashed while she was blowing him, she'd bite his dick off.

    Submitted by knzie91 on Feb 10, 10 at 10:43pm
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  • Minnesotans are experts in snow storm road head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:06am
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  • Hahaha minnesota

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:53pm
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  • That's actually how someone I know just died, no joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:58pm
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  • Hey 4:01 I no it's probably because no one wants to read the shit that you submitted. Get a sence of humor. Scrub.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:49am
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  • I just ran over a black with my snow tires... Whir getting road head... In soviet Russia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:55pm
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  • COOL. No one cares. How does this shit get submitted but none of the funny and real ones my friends and I submit ??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:01am
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  • I love stp whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am
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  • oh MY GOD why does this op CAPITALIZE RANDOM SETENCES? it's kind OF ANNOYING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:35pm
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  • Awwww, I love white girls!!! So friendly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:12pm
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  • I'd be more worried about my dick being bit off if they wrecked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:10am
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  • Haha 946 snowblower is right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:03pm
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  • Texts about snow storms are still funny? Oh wait, no they aren't.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 10, 10 at 9:29pm
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  • This is like the exact text between my friend and I when I told her about giving my boyfriend road head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:24pm
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  • Road head in saint Paul. Haha ! Normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am
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  • Breasts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:09pm
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  • I like tits and bacon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:33pm
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  • Cock gobbler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:10pm
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  • Bonus points for the extra bumps and potholes, right? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:49am
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  • This isn't any funnier than the last time it was posted. I'm just sayin..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:10am
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  • Jerry. We have been down this road many times before. Wait til u get home!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:55pm
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  • 4th. Boomtown?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:09pm
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  • You ever notice how the owners of the text never give props to their submission? makes me think that tfln is making these up and that our submissions don't matter..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:19am
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  • In Capitalist America 13% of the US population is black. 80% of the US prison population is black.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:49am
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  • Stop complaining, soviet Russia guy is doing his thing. Just enjoy the texts. Except maybe this one haha it's pretty weak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:15am
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  • But YOU don't get pregnant from GIVING head ... So maybe there's hope yet. (at least I hope you don't or I'm screwed)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:27am
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  • Third whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:07pm
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  • You're doing it right

    Submitted by eltimmer on Nov 2, 11 at 12:44am
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  • STP ! Respect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am
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  • 9:37 no you are not. i LOVE anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:51pm
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  • Hahaha awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:11pm
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  • Giggity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:48pm
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  • This sucked. Get funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:25pm
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  • Oh the storm part makes it exciting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:22pm
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  • Road head really isn't a good idea..Girls are so desperate for cock they would acrualy risk their life. Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:05pm
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  • (908): Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:23am
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  • Dumbest text ever. How did this shit make it on?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:53am
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  • Firsttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:03pm
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  • I'm with 4:01. The mods are complete dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:28am
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  • Haha. Bet she is Mormon! She broke the rules??? OH MY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:34pm
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  • In Soviet Russia, the snow storm blows your seatbelt and priorities give rim jobs to roads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:37pm
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  • @ 1:53.. I was wondering the same thing!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:16am
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  • This is retarted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:01am
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  • minnesota at its finest!

    Submitted by minnesotaman409 on Feb 11, 10 at 3:04pm
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  • If you wanted it that bad you could have pulled over. Moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:53pm
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  • WTF has russia done lately, besides getting their first burger king?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:25am
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  • 2:19, agreed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:35am
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  • Seen this txt s couple months back ;P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:47pm
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  • Black Jack 21... If u crashed you would have had cock mouth and he would have been missing an appendage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:04pm
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