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  • Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 10, 10 at 9:46pm

    Talk about a snowblower....

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 10, 10 at 9:24pm

    You're insane, and likely to kill yourself. But on the other hand, there's no such thing as a bad time for a blowjob. So please, continue.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:30pm

    Oh Darwin! You seem to have missed a couple of prime candidates!

    • 41 56
      Submitted by lhsvaulterbeb1 on Feb 11, 10 at 12:23am

      Are you stupid? DO you not know Darwin's theory at all???? It doesn't matter how dumb you are so long as you are reproducing to pass on your traits. They obv. survived and are obviously sexually active, they are the PRIME example of Darwin's theory.

      • 33 49
        Submitted by leahhhhh on Feb 11, 10 at 12:59am

        10:30 was not referring to Darwin's theory, but Darwin Awards, which, according to wiki, is an honor awarded to those who have "lost the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion".

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:23pm

    That's some true MN love right there.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:18pm

    Oh get over it and live in the moment.

  • 51 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:25am

    10:05. Pretty sure it's the guys who are so desperate to get some they'll do it in a car. I just think it's something different to do, but if you're going to throw the desperate label out... It's the guys.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:35pm

    oh MY GOD why does this op CAPITALIZE RANDOM SETENCES? it's kind OF ANNOYING.

    • 35 50
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 12, 10 at 1:59am

      For EMPHASIS.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:33pm

    I like tits and bacon

  • 51 42
    Submitted by pillzbury on Feb 11, 10 at 3:45am

    i might know these 2 lol those are my local area codes and i heard about someone gettin rode head during the storm lol

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:55pm

    I just ran over a black with my snow tires... Whir getting road head... In soviet Russia

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:06am

    Minnesotans are experts in snow storm road head.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:29pm

    In Soviet Russia the snow storms give you head. As do seatbelts. And death. And priorities.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:10am

    This isn't any funnier than the last time it was posted. I'm just sayin..

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am

    I love saint paul

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:53pm

    Hahaha minnesota

  • 39 31
    Submitted by marcusterry on Sep 1, 10 at 12:13am

    Holy crap, there's a text talking about getting road head in a blizard on here

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am

    I love stp whores

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:34pm

    Haha. Bet she is Mormon! She broke the rules??? OH MY

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:51pm

    To 9:37..... Well sadly no.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:10pm

    Cock gobbler

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:31am

    Sense*

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:49am

    Bonus points for the extra bumps and potholes, right? lol

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:58am

    Tits and bacon...breakfast of champions

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:49am

    Hey 4:01 I no it's probably because no one wants to read the shit that you submitted. Get a sence of humor. Scrub.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am

    Road head in saint Paul. Haha ! Normal.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:58pm

    That's actually how someone I know just died, no joke

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:25pm

    This sucked. Get funny

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:15am

    7:01, try to learn how to spell correctly before trying to insult someone else's intelligence

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:15am

    Stop complaining, soviet Russia guy is doing his thing. Just enjoy the texts. Except maybe this one haha it's pretty weak.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:06pm

    Seconnnnnd

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:00am

    STP ! Respect

  • 46 55
    Submitted by knzie91 on Feb 10, 10 at 10:43pm

    I would have been more concerned about the fact that if he crashed while she was blowing him, she'd bite his dick off.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:03pm

    Haha 946 snowblower is right

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:01am

    COOL. No one cares. How does this shit get submitted but none of the funny and real ones my friends and I submit ??

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:24pm

    This is like the exact text between my friend and I when I told her about giving my boyfriend road head

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:12pm

    Awwww, I love white girls!!! So friendly

  • 45 59
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 10, 10 at 9:29pm

    Texts about snow storms are still funny? Oh wait, no they aren't.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:49am

    In Capitalist America 13% of the US population is black. 80% of the US prison population is black.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:19am

    You ever notice how the owners of the text never give props to their submission? makes me think that tfln is making these up and that our submissions don't matter..?

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:16am

    @ 1:53.. I was wondering the same thing!!!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:51pm

    9:37 no you are not. i LOVE anal

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:10am

    I'd be more worried about my dick being bit off if they wrecked.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:11pm

    Hahaha awesome

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:09pm

    4th. Boomtown?

  • 38 52
    Submitted by minnesotaman409 on Feb 11, 10 at 3:04pm

    minnesota at its finest!

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:55pm

    Jerry. We have been down this road many times before. Wait til u get home!!!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:53am

    Dumbest text ever. How did this shit make it on?!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:05pm

    Road head really isn't a good idea..Girls are so desperate for cock they would acrualy risk their life. Wow.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:09pm

    Breasts

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:23am

    (908): Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:37pm

    In Soviet Russia, the snow storm blows your seatbelt and priorities give rim jobs to roads.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:01am

    This is retarted

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:22pm

    Oh the storm part makes it exciting.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:04pm

    Black Jack 21... If u crashed you would have had cock mouth and he would have been missing an appendage.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:03pm

    Firsttttt

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:28am

    I'm with 4:01. The mods are complete dumbasses

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:27am

    But YOU don't get pregnant from GIVING head ... So maybe there's hope yet. (at least I hope you don't or I'm screwed)

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:07pm

    Third whores

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:47pm

    Seen this txt s couple months back ;P

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:53pm

    If you wanted it that bad you could have pulled over. Moron!

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:48pm

    Giggity

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:25am

    WTF has russia done lately, besides getting their first burger king?

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:35am

    2:19, agreed

  • 19 50
    Submitted by eltimmer on Nov 2, 11 at 12:44am

    You're doing it right