don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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