I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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