Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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