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  • 93 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:49am

    i've just been inspired to designate jobs at my funeral ahaha

  • 88 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:01am

    edison nj. god this town sucks.

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:47pm

    It's important to plan things well in advance.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by tater_salad420 on Mar 15, 10 at 8:42pm

    732 is a lot of towns in jersey.

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:16am

    I'd much rather read funny unique texts like this any day over some pre-pubescent text on how high they are and who they're being statutory raped by.

  • 81 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:56pm

    5:35 Ah, okay, that makes more sense.

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:12pm

    That would be awesome to see.

  • 82 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:50am

    Assuming anyone will be at your funeral

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:24pm

    jersey has too many wiggers??? what is this 1999?? haha wow people are corny

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:40am

    Don't knock EDI son. Probably New Brunswick Probably L Orso.

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:45pm

    jersey has too many fucking wiggers in it stop trying to act hood if you are rich and white

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:22pm

    4:58 Neither do I. Apparently only people who are hood die. Who knew.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:35pm

    4:45 is referring to the post at 4:42.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:44pm

    Someone I know is doing almost the exact same thing! Only, their job is to drop to their knees, look up at the sky, shake their fists and scream, "Why God? Why?!!!!!" Someone else's job is to make sure my mother doesn't put me in pink of yellow. I'll shuffle to the other side naked (I came out that way, so it isn't such a big deal) before I wear yellow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:54pm

    This is definitely one of my best friends. Funny thing is, I almost sent it her because it's totally something we'd say to each other, then I saw the area code. Fantastic hahaha.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:51pm

    middlesex county new jersey baby <3 gotta love us! =)

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:42pm

    732, dirty jerz. thats how we roll.

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:39am

    11:18pm....shutup, no one wants to hear your whining. I think it's hilarious....along with the "I'm dying, please wear something slutty to my funeral" post a few weeks back.

  • 67 87
    Submitted by HxCami10 on Jul 28, 10 at 2:05pm

    I need someone to do that for me...bahaha

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:40pm

    4:37- fail other 4:37- me too.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:48pm

    This was also funny when someone posted it as a bumper sticker on my Facebook a week ago.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:59pm

    Ocean County is also 732 :)

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:48pm

    this is a classic statement!

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:58pm

    I love this ... but I don't get the 4:45 post. What is that about?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:53pm

    is this a twin peaks reference?

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:46pm

    I'm from 732.. central jersey to be exactt <33... who the hell posted this.. ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:16pm

    11:40, could totally be East Brunswick too.

  • 63 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:18pm

    this is fucking retarded. and should not be on this website. idiotic post

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:50am

    Doesn't have to be Middlesex, could be Monmouth too. 732 = Tinton Falls