I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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