You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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