you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I just blew my weed a kiss
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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