i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I am midnight drunk by noon
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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