How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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