Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize