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  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:18pm

    i live in 740 - RiGHT ON!

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:36am

    Well 11:29, 11:31 beat me to the slut punch. but yes, you're a slut

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:28am

    KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:14am

    11:09 you obviously do not know the goodness of alcohol. it's social lubricant mi amigo

  • 83 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:46pm

    I'M ASKING CAUSE WHEN IVE BIT MY LOVERS DICK HE NEVER FINISHED

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:59pm

    1:08 I didn't mean it sexually but cool.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:20pm

    alcohol goes hand in hand with 740 duh,,,

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:52pm

    Hey, guy that's writing everything in caps, chill out.

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:57pm

    4:44 Actually I posted this and I am a female. 1:09 I'm a lot more successful than you'll ever dream of being.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:25am

    11:09 obviously drinks appletinis

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:22pm

    USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:50am

    I just caught a raccoon in my trash so I licked it's asshole clean. When it bit me I bit it's penis of and drank the blood. Then I hung it on a cross and set it on fire

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:29am

    WTF so if I don't drink I'm not social that's a new oone but I do get a lot of cock and I'm a girl

  • 58 53
    Submitted by ithnknot on Apr 24, 10 at 11:58pm

    WTF thc me is betts

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:32pm

    I live in the 740, and this doesen't surprise me at all

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:34am

    OMG ITS SO TRUE! alcohol is one of mans best inventions.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:10am

    wow. almost 90% of you ruined this post being fuckin dumb sluts. this post is about gettin drunk & lovin life. STOP HATIN!

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:53am

    I bet you think Hasselhoff is a good role model too. Klassy.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:44pm

    1:08 - nowhere in the text does it say a female is involved.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:28pm

    HEY GIRLS WHAT IF YOU BITE A PENIS? DOES IT SPIT OUT BLOOD INSTEAD OF CUM?

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:31am

    11:29 that means ur a slut.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:06pm

    REALLY 1:46? BECAUSE THE REASON WHY I ASKED WAS BECAUSE MY SISTER WANTED TO BITE A GUYS DICK.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:09am

    And where exactly are you? Loser.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by lmluck65 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:39pm

    Agreed !

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:06pm

    BUT THATS COOL YOUR A WANNABE BITCH.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:37pm

    LOL, nice line. slut, hush

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:45am

    My gaping butthole is spasming with pity for you all.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by raven11 on Jun 23, 10 at 3:10am

    AGREED!

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:08pm

    OP says she gets everywhere. Meaning she gets around a lot. Meaning she is a slut. Therefore: OP is a slut.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:24pm

    this is impressively stupid

  • 53 71
    Submitted by badfish14 on May 7, 10 at 5:07am

    i couldnt agree more. networking in a bottle

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:04am

    First. and bravo sir

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:27am

    Alcoholism is so fing sexy!

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:03pm

    HEY GIRLS WHAT IF YOU BITE A PENIS? DOES IT SPIT OUT BLOOD INSTEAD OF CUM?