Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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