quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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