One girl and one boy is just not enough.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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