She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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