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  • It seems like this would be a perfect opportunity to fuck your way out of the friend zone

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 22, 11 at 3:14pm
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    • Or just hook up with another girl. She'll be interested once you're not available anymore.

      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 22, 11 at 7:13pm
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  • you're listening to Cher; this might be even worse than the friend zone

    Submitted by TJanssen411 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:49pm
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  • Start fondling. Very, very subtly. Like a massage, just...... More. I've shattered too many FZ barriers to give up hope on you, even if you are pathetic.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 22, 11 at 5:24pm
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    • good skills rub the shoulders around the collarbone the breasts lift a bit with each stroke rubbing the nips across the bra..with the right circular motion you can be very stimulating

      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 10:51pm
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  • Or quit devoting effort to a "friendship" you're not emotionally capable of handling. Cut the Nice Guy crap and find someone to pursue that doesn't make you feel like shit. HTH.

    Submitted by SarahBarracuda on Nov 22, 11 at 9:14pm
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  • flip her head around or poke her in the back of it! :P

    Submitted by keto06 on Nov 22, 11 at 3:14pm
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  • Just show it to her!

    Submitted by Topher_85 on Nov 23, 11 at 12:43am
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  • Make your move. Take her hand and start licking the dorito powder off her fingers and see where you go from there.

    Submitted by ns83 on Nov 22, 11 at 6:46pm
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    • I would whip your ass if you did that to me! You don't touch the powder.

      Submitted by genome254 on Nov 23, 11 at 3:01am
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  • I had my now fiancé in the friend zone for almost 3 yrs. Met him when I was in a really bad relationship, and after I got out of that relationship I just didn't want to be with anyone. Normally i go after what I want but with him I didn't. Took him awhile but he finally made his move and we have been togethe ever since. Point is you van get out of the friend zone.

    Submitted by igotthis on Nov 22, 11 at 5:42pm
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  • poor bastard...don't worry as you get older you will start categorize your female friends into fuckable and like a sister zones and then its all good

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 4:56pm
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  • The Friend Zone sucks, don't waste your time. You can never go from FZ to BFZ or FBZ. It's not like women do that crap with other women.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 22, 11 at 2:50pm
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  • @Phys: Ah, the classic self-delusion of the soi-disant "nice guy": the notion that being someone's unpaid therapist is going to get you laid, if you just wait long enough. I got news for you bud: it doesn't work that way, and you just end up coming off as creepy.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 23, 11 at 3:14am
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  • Tell her to suck you dick or GtFo. Lifes to short to be stuck in the friend zone

    Submitted by 3one3 on Nov 24, 11 at 9:36pm
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  • Bin there b4

    Submitted by scott24y on Dec 19, 11 at 11:06pm
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  • Its times like these I say you deserve some nice easy non lubricated BUTTSEX!

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 23, 11 at 7:49am
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  • Amen, brother. I can't stand that shit

    Submitted by noctilucent9 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:02pm
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  • Abort mission, dude. It's a lost cause once Cher gets involved.

    Submitted by raylealadee on Nov 23, 11 at 11:18am
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  • This sounds like me... Except the whole complaining about my boyfriend thing haha

    Submitted by kallimist on Nov 22, 11 at 7:10pm
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  • friend zone sucks it's like you're just frozen there nd can't do anything. next time you're w her just drop a few shots beforehand to feel more loose nd you'll be good to go - www.iwassofuckedup.com

    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 23, 11 at 1:32am
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  • My boyfriend was in the friend zone for 6 years. All he had to do was ask me out =] it is possible sirs

    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 6, 12 at 4:52am
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  • Put her in the r a p e zone.

    Submitted by BaconStrips on Nov 23, 11 at 12:43am
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    • Great idea fucking sicko. Then he can be in the "friend" zone with bubba in prison.

      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 23, 11 at 5:58am
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    • Sweetie, make sure you let us know when somebody puts you in the hospital zone. It's likely to happen in your life and we'd all love to hear about it. :)

      Submitted by raylealadee on Nov 23, 11 at 11:20am
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    • funniest reply on this whole thread bar none

      Submitted by Le_Sausage on Nov 23, 11 at 12:37pm
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