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  • 80 31
    Submitted by WesPip on Nov 20, 12 at 6:08pm

    The Final Countdown better have been on his sex playlist.

  • 79 33
    Submitted by jackkennedy on Nov 20, 12 at 4:09pm

    Her?

  • 69 27
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Nov 20, 12 at 9:58pm

    I've made a huge mistake.

  • 75 41
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 20, 12 at 4:23pm

    Open your legs and I'll make my dick disappear

  • 58 30
    Submitted by shibby232 on Nov 20, 12 at 8:50pm

    A trick is something a whore does for money!

  • 55 30
    Submitted by Micholder on Nov 20, 12 at 5:17pm

    Did he make your dignity disappear?

  • 54 31
    Submitted by jadedpill on Nov 20, 12 at 9:51pm

    Arrested development??

  • 49 33
    Submitted by Liquidgenius on Nov 20, 12 at 10:33pm

    Arrested Development!!! Can't return the frozen Dove!

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Phys on Nov 20, 12 at 6:00pm

    Amazingly the gayest part of this text is a guy doing magic tricks at the bar

  • 40 29
    Submitted by claudius on Nov 21, 12 at 2:16am

    A trick is something a whore does for money... Or candy. :)

  • 37 29
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 21, 12 at 8:00am

    Number of times Rob EightyEight's uncle has created the illusion that his dick disappeared and then made it magically reappear deep inside Rob's colon.

  • 21 23
    Submitted by cessticles28 on Dec 19, 12 at 11:15pm

    lol arrested development reference

  • 14 12
    Submitted by jaeseabean on Sep 24, 13 at 11:22am

    "Her name is Anne!" "Who?"

  • 21 27
    Submitted by mjrcutie44 on Dec 18, 12 at 12:18pm

    Is that a lost boys reference?

  • 5 3
    Submitted by Winchestertavern on Jun 15, 14 at 3:35am

    If a guy quotes Arrested Development he is in

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Nov 20, 12 at 4:08pm

    Eighty Eight