I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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