Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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