sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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