she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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