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  • 83 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 10:01pm

    ha pretty sure this was written about me. And I'm not actually allergic to alcohol douche, I just didn't want to drink with YOU

  • 70 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:18pm

    some people are just salty they cant find a girl who will do them sober....

  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:48pm

    aww. thats sad... I can relate: I have celiac disease, so I cant drink beer. :(

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:08am

    way to go... there's a very strong chance she is in AA--that's a very common phrase amongst those kind folk. i mean no disrespect, i'm just saying.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:11pm

    oh my gosh!!! haha you break out in handcuffs.. fucking ace

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:43pm

    my alcohol allergy has not kept me from drinking. if anything, it saves me a lot of money.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 9:20am

    The guy's looking at it all wrong. If the chick didn't drink for "moral" or religious reasons, that would be cause for alarm. However, if she doesn't drink because of an allergy, well, you might just have a designated driver for life...or at least for the life of the relationship.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:30pm

    I'm allergic to alcohol = I don't make morally questionable decisions. So ya, unless you carry around chloroform...

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:05am

    As a girl with a dick, I think that is a bit harsh.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:53pm

    As a girl who is allergic to alcohol, I think that is a bit harsh.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:20am

    I'm allergic to alcohol... well, anything that isn't hard liquor.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 1:08am

    A sXe guy wouldn't mind that fact :D

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 1:03am

    Bad call--all-time designated driver? daddy likey, as long as she likes going out.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:52am

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetaldehyde_dehydrogenase skip the buzz, go straight to the hangover.

  • 40 35
    Submitted by casp on Oct 2, 10 at 2:31pm

    One of my good friends is allergic to alcohol. (As well as many other things) she is often then DD because she still likes to go out and party.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:29am

    of COURSE these dudes are from LA

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:40pm

    take claritin d. god thought it would be ironic to make the irish girl allergic to alcohol... but meds fixed that one!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:43pm

    total bull i have a friend that says that all the time but only to make her drunk decisions seem less stupid..fucking idiot

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:39pm

    How do you know it's not two lesbians...

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:01am

    I'm very allergic to alcohol! It's not an exuse you fucking retard! Maybe if you took the time to educate yourself instead of being a complete douche bag you'd learn what a moron you are!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:42pm

    im allergic to alcohol..... every time i drink i break out in handcuffs

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:50am

    claritin doesnt work for me. these guys dont know what they're missing

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:07pm

    I cant believe that pple still use that pathetic lie I mean excuse

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:56pm

    she's an alcoholic in AA- DUHHHHHHHH

  • 25 27
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 15, 12 at 7:44am

    She could be a huge whore and fuck you anyway.

  • 26 29
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 1:01am

    She might still want to do you sober. Unless you're fucking hideous.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 6:28am

    losing articles of clothing can be considered an allergic reaction. look it up

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:15pm

    its not always an excuse, you can be allergic to beer, i know someone who is