awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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