I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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