Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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