He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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