My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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