why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Randomize