I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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