My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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