TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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