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  • 74 52
    Submitted by karma13 on Aug 13, 12 at 5:22pm

    Just fucking push him off. Dammit woman!

  • 72 53
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 13, 12 at 4:03pm

    The lack of capital letters tells me this was a one handed text. I believe it.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 13, 12 at 6:31pm

    Either he is really fat, or she is really that weak

  • 44 47
    Submitted by redjohn3 on Aug 14, 12 at 11:48pm

    Lifealert!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by pnr on Aug 13, 12 at 4:23pm

    Convenient she could reach her phone

    • 46 59
      Submitted by gabraham on Aug 13, 12 at 4:36pm

      a woman can always reach her phone

      • 45 45
        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Aug 14, 12 at 3:01am

        DAMN STRAIGHT! you never know when you're going to find yourself trapped under an unconscious guy an have to text for help.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by petitepickle on Aug 14, 12 at 9:47am

    How do you know it's a girl?